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Documents: Google cuts back on fitness classes, tape, staplers, and the frequency of staff laptop replacements; non-engineers will get a Chromebook by default

& maybe even 5 — this year https://www.cnbc.com/... Patricia Aas / @pati_gallardo : If a Google engineer costs 125K (which iiuc is lowballing it) then they cost about a dollar a minute. Making someone that costs you 1$/min walk to the reception to staple such a waste of money they should score negatively on their OKRs. https://www.cnbc.com/... Jim Donovan / @jimisambard : I'm surprised that Chromebooks aren't already standard issue for all Alphabet staff except those building Apple/MS product variants. Nothing wrong with a good Chromebook for most users. And would stimulate GSuite improvements where there are shortcomings. Eat your own dogfood. https://twitter.com/... @workingfamilies : random question how much collectively do the executives at Google make https://twitter.com/... Adam Singer / @adamsinger : Big tech cutting back on silly in-office perks is good. No one actually cares about those (literally never once used ping pong tables etc in 7 years at FANG, just went to work and shipped). Pros want cool projects, appropriate comp, good management. Enough monkey business... Dare Obasanjo / @carnage4life : It's the end of an era in tech. Google cutting back on lavish perks like on-site masseuses, yoga classes and free food will trickle down across tech. These perks won't come back because they weren't rational in the first place. They were quirky ideas from Larry & Sergey. Dave Girouard / @davegirouard : Sounds crazy now but there was a time where *anybody* could have a stapler at Google. https://www.cnbc.com/... @callumj : Should we produce more efficient businesses (looking at you Stadia & Google Store)? No, lets cut costs by giving employees shittier laptops. https://twitter.com/... Ed Zitron / @edzitron : this shit rocks so much. Google is billions of dollars in the green. They effectively print money. This is entirely for the street https://twitter.com/... @alex : if you give me a chromebook for my day job i presume you want me to either quit or not get much done https://twitter.com/... Len / @lenraleigh : Google employees looking like Milton rn: https://twitter.com/... Katie Roof / @katie_roof : i can't remember the last time i used a stapler tbh https://twitter.com/... Adam Rackis / @adamrackis : “I worked at Google in the zero interest rate days” is gonna be a hell of a flex in the near future https://www.cnbc.com/... Mukund Mohan / @mukund : Google to save money on scotch tape and staplers! Really? I can see laptops but scotch tape and staplers ? https://www.cnbc.com/... Dare Obasanjo / @carnage4life : I love how every big tech company is being penny wise and pound foolish. Are there lots of vanity projects with questionable ROI with hundreds of people? Yes. But we are cutting down on staplers in the copy room. 🤦‍♂️ https://www.cnbc.com/... Ram Parameswaran / @_ram_ : But the muffins! “We've baked too many muffins on a Monday...” $GOOGL https://www.cnbc.com/... Jennifer Elias / @jenn_elias : NEW: I got a look at some details of Ruth Porat's cuts to Google's employee services. The company is cutting down on everything from laptop refreshes to staplers. Employees tell me they worry more headcount cuts could be next. https://www.cnbc.com/... @mikeisaac : giving non-devs a Chromebook is pretty funny Emil Protalinski / @epro : Why did it take a tech recession for Google's non-engineers to get a Chromebook by default? I guess even Google knows that Chrome OS sucks. https://twitter.com/... Barry Schwartz / @rustybrick : Google getting cheap. Cutting back on staples, tape and more... https://twitter.com/... Tom Gara / @tomgara : “A Google spokesperson said staplers and tape continue to be offered companywide but did not provide details.” https://www.cnbc.com/...

CNBC Jennifer Elias

Context & Ripple Effects

Google’s workplace-cost reset had already moved from a planned 12,000-person workforce reduction to desk sharing in Google Cloud. The reported changes extend that discipline into employee services and standard equipment.

The Chromebook default is more than a perk reduction: it standardizes the baseline device for a large non-engineering population while preserving differentiated hardware needs for engineering roles.

First-order effects

  • Non-engineering employees will receive Chromebooks by default, while staff face less frequent laptop replacements and reduced fitness-class availability.
  • Google’s IT and workplace teams must manage a more standardized endpoint fleet and the immediate employee-experience impact of fewer services; the report’s claim of tape and stapler cutbacks is disputed by Google.

Second-order effects

  • A Chromebook-first policy can simplify purchasing, deployment, and support for non-engineering roles, while making browser- and cloud-based workflows more central to internal work.
  • Because employees have linked service reductions to possible further headcount action, even small operational cuts can raise internal uncertainty after the earlier workforce reduction.

Third-order effects

  • If sustained, the pattern shifts cost control from one-time layoffs and office-space changes toward ongoing controls over hardware refresh cycles, workplace benefits, and internal operations.
  • Using its own devices as the default for a broad employee group could make Google’s internal workplace a more consequential test environment for ChromeOS, though its external-market effect remains uncertain.

The trend: Large technology employers are turning cost discipline into an operating model, standardizing employee tooling and trimming recurring workplace expenses after broader workforce and office-efficiency actions.

Discussion

  • @venturetwins Justine Moore on x
    The second class citizens of Google now have to use the company's own hardware 💀 https://twitter.com/...
  • @mikeisaac Rat King on x
    wait how often could goog folks get new laptops before? i had the same work laptop for 7 years and had to rip-start it like an outboard motor https://www.cnbc.com/... https://twitter.com/...
  • @carnage4life Dare Obasanjo on x
    It's the end of an era in tech. Google cutting back on lavish perks like on-site masseuses, yoga classes and free food will trickle down across tech. These perks won't come back because they weren't rational in the first place. They were quirky ideas from Larry & Sergey.
  • @adamsinger Adam Singer on x
    Big tech cutting back on silly in-office perks is good. No one actually cares about those (literally never once used ping pong tables etc in 7 years at FANG, just went to work and shipped). Pros want cool projects, appropriate comp, good management. Enough monkey business...
  • @jason @jason on x
    The press & 🥜 gallery will obsess over the unimportant details of Google's cuts, but these are austerity measures to change a culture or waste and entitlement Predict another 10k layoffs & 3 day in person will shift to 4 — & maybe even 5 — this year https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @pati_gallardo Patricia Aas on x
    If a Google engineer costs 125K (which iiuc is lowballing it) then they cost about a dollar a minute. Making someone that costs you 1$/min walk to the reception to staple such a waste of money they should score negatively on their OKRs. https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @katie_roof Katie Roof on x
    i can't remember the last time i used a stapler tbh https://twitter.com/...
  • @jimisambard Jim Donovan on x
    I'm surprised that Chromebooks aren't already standard issue for all Alphabet staff except those building Apple/MS product variants. Nothing wrong with a good Chromebook for most users. And would stimulate GSuite improvements where there are shortcomings. Eat your own dogfood. ht…
  • @davegirouard Dave Girouard on x
    Sounds crazy now but there was a time where *anybody* could have a stapler at Google. https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @edzitron Ed Zitron on x
    this shit rocks so much. Google is billions of dollars in the green. They effectively print money. This is entirely for the street https://twitter.com/...
  • @lenraleigh Len on x
    Google employees looking like Milton rn: https://twitter.com/...
  • @workingfamilies @workingfamilies on x
    random question how much collectively do the executives at Google make https://twitter.com/...
  • @callumj @callumj on x
    Should we produce more efficient businesses (looking at you Stadia & Google Store)? No, lets cut costs by giving employees shittier laptops. https://twitter.com/...
  • @alex @alex on x
    if you give me a chromebook for my day job i presume you want me to either quit or not get much done https://twitter.com/...
  • @adamrackis Adam Rackis on x
    “I worked at Google in the zero interest rate days” is gonna be a hell of a flex in the near future https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @mukund Mukund Mohan on x
    Google to save money on scotch tape and staplers! Really? I can see laptops but scotch tape and staplers ? https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @carnage4life Dare Obasanjo on x
    I love how every big tech company is being penny wise and pound foolish. Are there lots of vanity projects with questionable ROI with hundreds of people? Yes. But we are cutting down on staplers in the copy room. 🤦‍♂️ https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @_ram_ Ram Parameswaran on x
    But the muffins! “We've baked too many muffins on a Monday...” $GOOGL https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @jenn_elias Jennifer Elias on x
    NEW: I got a look at some details of Ruth Porat's cuts to Google's employee services. The company is cutting down on everything from laptop refreshes to staplers. Employees tell me they worry more headcount cuts could be next. https://www.cnbc.com/...
  • @mikeisaac @mikeisaac on x
    giving non-devs a Chromebook is pretty funny
  • @epro Emil Protalinski on x
    Why did it take a tech recession for Google's non-engineers to get a Chromebook by default? I guess even Google knows that Chrome OS sucks. https://twitter.com/...
  • @rustybrick Barry Schwartz on x
    Google getting cheap. Cutting back on staples, tape and more... https://twitter.com/...
  • @tomgara Tom Gara on x
    “A Google spokesperson said staplers and tape continue to be offered companywide but did not provide details.” https://www.cnbc.com/...