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• @teslaradiox @teslaradiox on x

  Oh, cool. Elon just confirmed Neuralink is going fully automated in 2026 with “transdural” threads. Basically turning open brain surgery into a 45-min LASIK appointment. Just casually poking through the brain's protective seal like a Capri Sun. 🧃 Nothing to see here, just 2026

• @elonmusk Elon Musk on x

  Neuralink will start high-volume production of brain-computer interface devices and move to a streamlined, almost entirely automated surgical procedure in 2026. Device threads will go through the dura, without the need to remove it. This is a big deal.

• @teortaxestex @teortaxestex on x

  Musk is industrializing another field All of this is only possible because of how many low-hanging fruit we have left, but still incredible that one man can have the gall to pick them all up

• @checkcanopy Jon L. Noble on x

  What an amazing year for us who are currently benefiting from this reality shifting technology, I cannot wait for new users to join myself and the other 19 cyborgs. To those who might think it will never happen to you, i say this, exactly one year ago i had absolutely no idea i

• @andrewzywiecmd Andrew Zywiec on x

  A bridge too far, @elonmusk. I am certain you understand my position, given my other stances and background in neuroscience and medicine. Let me say it here, publicly, for the record, for humanity to see. This is a mistake. This is unethical. This is a bridge too far.

• @sovmichael Michael O'Fallon on x

  The democratization of intelligence and the noosphere would end cognitive liberty. This has been a long-term goal. “Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defenses of peace must be constructed” -UNESCO, 1945

• @serobinsonjr S.E. Robinson, Jr on x

  NEURALINK 2025: - Received FDA Breakthrough Device Designation for its speech restoration technology targeting severe speech impairments. - Launched its first clinical trial in the Middle East (UAE-PRIME) at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Department of [image]

• @quinnypig Corey Quinn on x

  Yeah, douchecanoe says a lot of things.

• @0xunihax0r @0xunihax0r on x

  Surrender your mind & body to our tech lords or stay a non-evolved subhuman, the choice is yours

• @moneyacademyke Moe on x

  Elon Musk's Neuralink plans to roll out brain implants to many people by 2026 using simpler surgery to help paralysis patients.

• @malwarejake Jake Williams on bluesky

  The same guy who said in 2019 that he'd have a million robotaxis on the road in 2020 and at the end of 2025 still can't drive them autonomously in San Francisco, where Waymo has been doing it for years?  —  Yawn.  [embedded post]

• @hellocullen Cullen on bluesky

  i dont think even his little fan club will let him mess with their brains [embedded post]

• @whynotscott Scott on bluesky

  Print this post, crumble it up and eat it  —  Tesla's Big Robotaxi Promises Fall Flat As 2025 Comes To A Close share.google/EunneZibuZdN...

• @parismarx.com Paris Marx on bluesky

  elon's taking out the bullshit promise machine again to distract from all the shit he said he'd do in 2025 [embedded post]

• @yermazaguddin @yermazaguddin on bluesky

  His car company can't even glue a bumper on properly for fuck's sake.  [embedded post]

• @keithfitzgerald Keith Fitzgerald on bluesky

  When Musk tries it out, it might be the first ever recorded instance of a machine actually feeling genuine disappointment

• @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz J. C. Cantwell on bluesky

  Ah yes, brain surgery brought to you by Cybertruck  —  Excited to watch Elon burn an entire generation of yet another absolutely vital technology on the altar of his own ego [embedded post]

• @ktfalvey @ktfalvey on bluesky

  With Grok built in, of course.

• @hushuo David Hull on bluesky

  Like he'll be landing folks on Mars by 2025?  Like we'll all have robot butlers in a week or two?  Like his idiotic tunnel system that will remove all traffic in a fortnight?  C'mon folks.  There's no need to report his bullshit.  [embedded post]

• @anamusingaddress @anamusingaddress on bluesky

  On Mars?

• @t0nyyates Tony Yates on bluesky

  My first prediction of 2026, against which I will write a lengthy and fascinating audit, is that this won't happen.  [embedded post]

• @sharonk Sharon on bluesky

  it's funny that if it was anyone else, the evangelicals would be yelling Elon's the antichrist [embedded post]

• @dburbach David Burbach on bluesky

  I know medical devices are regulated, so will robot brain surgery be fda approved by Christmas or is this one of those things he plans to do in the Greenland Free State after Landry and Vance charm Nuuk into agreeing to vassalage? [embedded post]

• @shwshnkdufresne Andy Dufresne on bluesky

  And Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny will be doing the surgery.

• @juniorhoncho @juniorhoncho on bluesky

  look it says very clearly in the EULA that users are NOT supposed to chew their fingers off, your honor, [embedded post]

• @bumblesnuff @bumblesnuff on bluesky

  Ahh, the human brain.  Significantly less complex than putting a human on Mars, fully autonomous cars, and successful rockets.

• @rowyourbot Ozma on bluesky

  So Neuralink fixed this problem reported in May in 6 months?  And now 12 people are seeing good results?  Or not?  Is there any way to know? www.popsci.com/health/neura...  [embedded post]

• @samwhyte Sam Whyte on bluesky

  Spontaneous human combustion is gonna happen for real.  [embedded post]

• @rowyourbot Ozma on bluesky

  Is there hard evidence that what they say about the 12 patients worldwide is true?  Is there any way to check?

• @fiddledidi Wren on bluesky

  Mm yeah sure, right after he ships off to Mars

• @lorak Lora Kolodny on bluesky

  sigh “full self brain surgery (supervised)” [embedded post]

• @brienneofsnark @brienneofsnark on bluesky

  His cars have burned a number of people alive.  —  This is like that but inside your brain.  [embedded post]

• @niedermeyer.online E.W. Niedermeyer on bluesky

  oh you know our boy is thirsty if he's pumping neuralink [embedded post]

• @fagankara @fagankara on bluesky

  Well we still don't have our robo taxis so 🤷‍♀️