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@internetofshit

@internetofshit
18 posts
2025-10-23
I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.
2025-10-23 View on X
The Verge

Eight Sleep adds an outage mode to its smart beds after complaints they were stuck at sweltering temperatures and in inclined positions during the AWS outage

Thousands of Eight Sleep owners were unable to adjust temperatures or bed positions while while Amazon's servers were down.

2025-10-21
bed overheated because AWS-east was down. but um....... its good because it alerted them to the outage? i dont even know what to do with this shit
2025-10-21 View on X
CNBC

AWS says services have “returned to normal operations” after a US-EAST-1 outage, first reported on October 20 at 3:11am ET, that affected major services

Amazon Web Services, a leader in the cloud infrastructure market, reported a major outage on Monday that took down numerous major websites.

I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.
2025-10-21 View on X
CNBC

AWS says services have “returned to normal operations” after a US-EAST-1 outage, first reported on October 20 at 3:11am ET, that affected major services

Amazon Web Services, a leader in the cloud infrastructure market, reported a major outage on Monday that took down numerous major websites.

2023-06-16
that's what you get for using a Google product 🫡 https://twitter.com/...
2023-06-16 View on X
Bloomberg

Alphabet plans to wind down Google Domains and sell its assets, including ~10M domains, to Squarespace in Q3 2023, a source says for ~$180M; SQSP jumps 9%+

Alphabet Inc. is winding down its Google Domains business and selling its assets to Squarespace Inc., according to a statement Thursday.

2022-08-06
k bye https://twitter.com/... https://twitter.com/...
2022-08-06 View on X
CoinDesk

Meta begins rolling out NFT support on Instagram in 100 countries after launching Coinbase Wallet and Dapper integrations and support for the Flow blockchain

2022-08-05
k bye https://twitter.com/... https://twitter.com/...
2022-08-05 View on X
CoinDesk

Meta begins rolling out NFT support on Instagram in 100 countries after launching Coinbase Wallet and Dapper integrations and support for the Flow blockchain

Oliver Knight / CoinDesk :

2022-07-23
“if we can't track you literally constantly we'll just kill the economy!!!” 🤡
2022-07-23 View on X
CNBC

Snap's stock closes down 39.08% following its Q2 earnings report that missed expectations, and is down 78%+ year-to-date

well, well, well... if it isn't the consequences of my own invasive actions https://twitter.com/...
2022-07-23 View on X
CNBC

Snap's stock closes down 39.08% following its Q2 earnings report that missed expectations, and is down 78%+ year-to-date

2022-07-13
The future is...shit https://www.theverge.com/...
2022-07-13 View on X
The Verge

In Germany, South Korea, and other countries, BMW starts selling subscriptions or charging one-time fees to unlock heated seats, engine sound options, and more

2021-07-14
this is the most dad thing apple has ever done https://www.theverge.com/...
2021-07-14 View on X
The Verge

The current version of Apple's Weather app won't show 69 degrees, rounding a degree, potentially due to sourcing data in Celsius and converting to Fahrenheit

It's not so nice  —  If you're an iPhone user, the weather is always a particularly nice 70 degrees.  Or 68 degrees.

2021-06-30
looks like the plot of ‘The Circle’ wasn't dystopian enough for venture capitalists https://twitter.com/...
2021-06-30 View on X
Bloomberg

Worldcoin, cofounded by Sam Altman, raises $25M, plans a cryptocurrency belonging to all people on earth, and is making a device to ID recipients via iris scan

2021-06-29
looks like the plot of ‘The Circle’ wasn't dystopian enough for venture capitalists https://twitter.com/...
2021-06-29 View on X
Bloomberg

Worldcoin, a cryptocurrency co-founded by Sam Altman, launches with $25M from a16z and others and plans to develop an orb-shaped device to scan human eyeballs

Sam Altman has a new startup that intends to give a special type of cryptocurrency to every person on earth.  But first, it wants to scan everybody's eyeballs.

2021-02-28
these fuckers throwing the intern under the bus when their entire organization failed to have proper policies or review in place to catch them. if the intern could make an innocent mistake like this, it is *the executives failure* https://twitter.com/...
2021-02-28 View on X
CNN

In a hearing with US lawmakers, ex-SolarWinds CEO blamed an intern for the “solarwinds123” password leak discovered in 2019 that had exposed a SolarWinds server

FireEye CEO on how the SolarWinds hack was discovered  —  Washington (CNN)Current and former top executives …

if you weren't already ripping solarwinds out of your infrastructure, this sure as hell should be the reason to do it now
2021-02-28 View on X
CNN

In a hearing with US lawmakers, ex-SolarWinds CEO blamed an intern for the “solarwinds123” password leak discovered in 2019 that had exposed a SolarWinds server

FireEye CEO on how the SolarWinds hack was discovered  —  Washington (CNN)Current and former top executives …

2021-02-27
if you weren't already ripping solarwinds out of your infrastructure, this sure as hell should be the reason to do it now
2021-02-27 View on X
CNN

In a hearing with US lawmakers, ex-SolarWinds CEO blamed an intern for the “solarwinds123” password leak discovered in 2019 that had exposed a SolarWinds server

FireEye CEO on how the SolarWinds hack was discovered  —  Washington (CNN)Current and former top executives … Tweets: @cnn , @iwillleavenow , @joshelman , @jeffelder , @acdha , @da...

these fuckers throwing the intern under the bus when their entire organization failed to have proper policies or review in place to catch them. if the intern could make an innocent mistake like this, it is *the executives failure* https://twitter.com/...
2021-02-27 View on X
CNN

In a hearing with US lawmakers, ex-SolarWinds CEO blamed an intern for the “solarwinds123” password leak discovered in 2019 that had exposed a SolarWinds server

FireEye CEO on how the SolarWinds hack was discovered  —  Washington (CNN)Current and former top executives … Tweets: @cnn , @iwillleavenow , @joshelman , @jeffelder , @acdha , @da...

2021-02-25
i know that the pandemic has been hard for everyone but who knew the roombas were taking this so badly? https://www.theverge.com/... https://twitter.com/...
2021-02-25 View on X
The Verge

iRobot, which makes Roomba vacuums, says a software update to fix issues with i7 and s9 models will take several weeks, after users reported them acting “drunk”

Mitchell Clark / The Verge :

2020-09-25
it's telling that amazon announces products like this without addressing the harms it could cause. people have been abused via thermostats and smart lights.... but please, buy our flying internet camera. https://www.nytimes.com/...
2020-09-25 View on X
The Verge

Ring unveils Always Home Cam, an autonomous drone that can fly around inside a house, expected to cost $249.99 when it starts shipping next year

The Always Home Cam is an ambitious new home security device  —  Ring latest home security camera is taking flight, literally.