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Douglas A. Boneparth

@dougboneparth
23 posts
2025-08-08
Me: I see you allocated 100% of your 401(k) in Fartcoin. Client: Me: Client: Yes.
2025-08-08 View on X
Wired

President Trump orders regulators to investigate banks for “politicized or unlawful debanking”, echoing allegations from conservatives and the crypto industry

In a new executive order, the US president has called on federal regulators to investigate and punish banks …

Me: I see you allocated 100% of your 401(k) in Fartcoin. Client: Me: Client: Yes.
2025-08-08 View on X
CNBC

Trump signs an EO clearing a path for adding alternative assets like PE and cryptocurrencies to 401(k)s, directing the US Secretary of Labor to review guidance

President Donald Trump signed Thursday an executive order that lays the groundwork to add alternative assets such as private equity …

2025-04-13
We will tariff China on everything but the 99% of what we import! [image]
2025-04-13 View on X
Bloomberg

The Trump administration exempts smartphones, laptops, hard drives, processors, memory chips, and machines used to make semiconductors from “reciprocal tariffs”

President Donald Trump's administration exempted smartphones, computers and other electronics from its so-called reciprocal tariffs …

2025-04-07
Tariffs are clearly working. I'm able to buy my favorite stocks at much lower prices.
2025-04-07 View on X
Wired

Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser says the company is “actively assessing” the impact of US tariffs, which “weren't factored into” its Switch 2 pricing

Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser tells WIRED the company is still figuring out how to address tariffs …

2025-03-22
Eat now, pay later is an awful trap. If you need to borrow to have a burrito delivered to you, you are the product. Nothing more. These companies aren't helping people. In fact, they are taking advantage of them.
2025-03-22 View on X
CNET

DoorDash partners with Klarna to offer payment plans, including credit options for purchases of $35 or more; Grubhub also uses Klarna as a payment option

in Case You Need a Loan to Pay for Your Burrito Jordan Valinsky / CNN : DoorDash will soon let users eat now and pay in installments Niket Nishant / Reuters : NYSE-bound Klarna sig...

2025-01-21
There's absolutely no way this gets misinterpreted. [image]
2025-01-21 View on X
Gizmodo

During a speech after Donald Trump's inauguration, Elon Musk delivered what many saw as two “Nazi salutes”; Musk posted a three-minute video of his speech to X

The billionaire Tesla CEO has a history of racist comments. … Elon Musk gave what appeared to be Nazi salutes …

2024-06-19
Nvidia is up 203% over the past year. They make futuristic computer chips. Abercrombie & Fitch is up 406% over the past year. They make cargo pants.
2024-06-19 View on X
CNBC

Nvidia surpasses Microsoft to become the world's most valuable public company, with a $3.34T market cap; NVDA is up over 9x since January 2023

It's the most profitable chip brand, too Leigh Mc Gowran / Silicon Republic : Nvidia surges past Microsoft as world's most valuable company Kevin Raposo / KnowTechie : Nvidia surge...

Nvidia is up 203% over the past year. They make futuristic computer chips. Abercrombie & Fitch is up 406% over the past year. They make cargo pants.
2024-06-19 View on X
Wall Street Journal

As Nvidia passes Microsoft's market cap, John Chambers, who was Cisco's CEO when Cisco passed Microsoft in the dot-com boom, says the situation now is different

Chip maker passes Microsoft for top spot, just as John Chambers-led Cisco Systems did two decades ago.  He says the situation now is different.

2023-05-25
Nvidia just added $151B to its market cap in under 30 minutes. Insanity.
2023-05-25 View on X
CNBC

Nvidia reports Q1 revenue down 13% YoY to $7.19B, vs. $6.52B est., Data Center revenue up 14% YoY, and a Q2 revenue forecast above estimates; NVDA jumps 25%+

- Nvidia reported first-quarter earnings for its fiscal 2024 on Wednesday, with a stronger-than-expected forecast that drove shares up 26% in extended trading.

2023-05-05
Apple reports better-than-expected quarter driven by selling the same phone but with a slightly better camera.
2023-05-05 View on X
Apple

Apple reports Q2 revenue down 3% YoY to $94.84B, declining for a second quarter in a row but beating estimates of $92.96B, and net income down 3% YoY to $24.16B

Services revenue reaches new all-time high iPhone revenue sets March quarter record  —  CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA Apple today …

2022-12-23
how it started vs. how it's going https://twitter.com/...
2022-12-23 View on X
Reuters

Sam Bankman-Fried appears in NY federal court charged with wire fraud and other crimes; a judge grants a $250M bail confining him to his parents' Palo Alto home

Sam Bankman-Fried will be released on a $250 million bond package while he awaits trial on fraud charges related to the collapse …

2022-10-27
Maybe Meta investing $10 billion in a fake reality was a bad idea.
2022-10-27 View on X
Meta - Investor Relations

Meta reports Q3 revenue down 4% YoY to $27.7B, net income down 52% YoY to $4.4B, family daily active people up 4% YoY to 2.93B, and headcount up 28% YoY

MENLO PARK, Calif. - October 26, 2022 - Meta Platforms, Inc. (Nasdaq: META) today reported financial results for the quarter ended September 30, 2022.

2022-07-13
For $18/month, BMW is now selling a subscription service for heated car seats. The Fed needs to raise rates by 1,000 basis points.
2022-07-13 View on X
The Verge

In Germany, South Korea, and other countries, BMW starts selling subscriptions or charging one-time fees to unlock heated seats, engine sound options, and more

2022-06-14
You can't spell crypto without cry. 😢
2022-06-14 View on X
CoinDesk

Binance paused bitcoin withdrawals for a few hours on Monday “due to a stuck transaction causing a backlog”; the company says BTC withdrawals have since resumed

CEO Changpeng Zhao attributed the issue to a “stuck transaction,” and promised a quick fix. Source: @cz_binance , @binance , and @cz_binance .

You can't spell crypto without cry. 😢
2022-06-14 View on X
Bloomberg

Major cryptocurrencies crash as the crypto market cap falls below $1T: bitcoin drops 15%+ to ~$22K, ether drops 16%+ to ~$1.2K, and Solana drops 7%+ to ~$28

(Any views expressed below are the personal views of the author … Mitchell Clark / The Verge : BlockFi and Crypto.com lay off hundreds of staff as coins slump Dylan LeClair / Bitco...

2022-06-13
You can't spell crypto without cry. 😢
2022-06-13 View on X
Celsius

DeFi lending platform Celsius pauses “all withdrawals, Swap, and transfers between accounts”, citing extreme market conditions

We are writing with a very important message for our community.  —  Due to extreme market conditions, today we are announcing that Celsius is pausing …

You can't spell crypto without cry. 😢
2022-06-13 View on X
Bloomberg

Major cryptocurrencies are crashing: bitcoin drops by 17%+ to ~$23K, ether drops by 20%+ to ~$1.2K, and Solana drops 18%+ to ~$28

Bitcoin plunged to the lowest in about 18 months in Asia trading Monday as the impact of Friday's shock US inflation data continued to reverberate through global risk assets.

2022-04-26
Sex is cool, but have you ever paid $44 billion for an edit button?
2022-04-26 View on X
CNBC

Twitter agrees to be acquired “by an entity wholly owned by Elon Musk” for $54.20 per share in cash; the ~$44B deal requires shareholder and regulatory approval

- Twitter's board accepted billionaire Elon Musk's offer to buy the social media company and take it private, the company confirmed.

2022-02-03
BREAKING: Meta downgraded back to Facebook.
2022-02-03 View on X
CNBC

Meta beats with Q4 revenue of $33.67B vs. $33.4B est., up 20% YoY, 2.91B MAUs, up 4% YoY, but misses with EPS of $3.67 vs. $3.84 est.; stock down 20%+

- Facebook earnings came in below expectations for the fourth quarter, and the company said numerous challenges are ahead in the first quarter.

2022-01-28
BREAKING: Apple beats earnings by selling slightly cooler versions of the same product.
2022-01-28 View on X
CNBC

Apple reports Q1 Mac revenue of $10.85B, up 25% YoY, iPad revenue of $7.25B, down 14% YoY, and other products revenue, including Watch, of $14.70B, up 13% YoY

Kif Leswing / CNBC :