2025-08-01
I'm so scared. I've never seen my stock down 7% after earnings before. It's going down lower, isn't it. It'll never recover. $COIN
CNBC
Coinbase reports Q2 revenue up 3% YoY to $1.5B, vs. $1.6B est., and retail trading volume up 16% YoY to $43B, vs. $48.05B est.; COIN drops 10%+
Profit of $0.12 per share was 91.9% below analysts' consensus.
Alright, which one of you jerks bought $COIN calls heavy before market closed today?
CNBC
Coinbase reports Q2 revenue up 3% YoY to $1.5B, vs. $1.6B est., and retail trading volume up 16% YoY to $43B, vs. $48.05B est.; COIN drops 10%+
Profit of $0.12 per share was 91.9% below analysts' consensus.
I'm so scared. I've never seen my stock down 7% after earnings before. It's going down lower, isn't it. It'll never recover. $COIN
CNBC
Coinbase says its new “everything exchange” will include tokenized assets, stocks, derivatives, prediction markets, and more, for US users in the coming months
Coinbase is planning to expand its core trading app beyond crypto, the company said Thursday.
Alright, which one of you jerks bought $COIN calls heavy before market closed today?
CNBC
Coinbase says its new “everything exchange” will include tokenized assets, stocks, derivatives, prediction markets, and more, for US users in the coming months
Coinbase is planning to expand its core trading app beyond crypto, the company said Thursday.